Perhaps the greatest mystery of the ages is why it is traditionally the lot of women to cook, even though they are hopelessly, epically, bad at it. Nobody in their right mind would actually pay for a meal cooked by a woman, which is why chefs are male. And women don't like cooking either, which is the sole reason why they invented feminism. Clearly the solution is to absolve women from all cooking duties, so they can spend more time scrubbing and cleaning, which they absolutely love.