[02:02] <GreekSnake> I wore a sanitary pad once
[02:02] <GreekSnake> man that hurt
[02:02] <@Tigger_> errr, why?
[02:03] <GreekSnake> Tigger_, my dick started to bleed from over-aggressive masturbation
[02:03] <GreekSnake> I think I tore my frenulum
[02:06] <@Tigger_> oh
[02:06] <@Tigger_> were you using a wire brush or something?
[02:06] <GreekSnake> lol
[02:06] <GreekSnake> no, just my hand
[02:06] <@Tigger_> 50 times a day?
[02:06] <GreekSnake> well it was when I was a horny teen
[02:07] <@Tigger_> so how many times a day?
[02:08] <GreekSnake> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Sanitary_towel.jpg
[02:08] <GreekSnake> at least 5
[02:08] <@Tigger_> so what made you decide to wear that?
[02:08] <@Tigger_> you were bleeding like a tap?
[02:09] <GreekSnake> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/Pad_poster.jpg
[02:09] <GreekSnake> LOL@Accouchement
[02:10] <GreekSnake> well, I was bleeding enough to warrant some form of protective barrier
[02:10] <GreekSnake> but I soon discovered that pads are not designed for the male anatomy
[02:10] <GreekSnake> lol
[02:15] <@Tigger_> and where did you get this pad from?
[02:20] <@Tigger_> lol
[02:20] <GreekSnake> I grabbed one of my mother's, Tigger_
[02:21] <@Tigger_> GreekSnake, you have any idea how Freudian that sounds?
[02:21] <GreekSnake> lol
[02:21] <@Tigger_> as for the Norwegian exhibit, is it any wonder that free market idealists are so suspicious of govt funded 'science'
[02:21] <GreekSnake> I've also worn my father's underwear
[02:21] <GreekSnake> when no one was hoem
[02:22] <@Tigger_> you really are letting it all out tonight
[02:22] <GreekSnake> :D