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Mistah Hopper - he dead.


There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Timewarp

[i][20:39] <PrometheanStardust> If I take the train from here (Hawthorn East) to my brothers home, which is further out than Essendon - it takes about 1hr40mins by train
[20:39] <PrometheanStardust> Driving there, it took about 40 mins
[20:40] <PrometheanStardust> Or possibly even less than that
[20:40] <PrometheanStardust> on the tollway, it was incredible
[20:40] <Tigger3> how much was the toll?
[20:41] <Lamont-Cranston> and the petrol
[20:41] <PrometheanStardust> I'm not sure
[20:41] <Tigger3> probably more competitive than the train

The Healing Process

With the recent revelations - and lucrative media appearances - concerning Hey Dad I only hope that this can prove to be a positive experience and that now finally Ann-Maree, Crickey the Clown, Ranger Stacy, and all the rest can find the courage to come forward with their stories.

We can't let this bastard get away with it any longer, "he should burn in hell".

Mistah Zinn, he dead.

August 22, 1922 - January 27, 2010

Venkman shudders forth

Friday night Venkmans vicious ribbing was interrupted by a suggestion he introduce me to the joys he partakes in during the long nights he spends clubbing:
is this man Venkmans doppelganger? Is he the only one capable of ending this madness?
No further word came from Venkman, we thought his feelings had been hurt. We were wrong.
Using arcane rituals and practices learned in the Dark Lands from worshipers of the Old Ones, the fiend that was once Venkman has hijacked my IRC name!

High-Speed Rail

With the advent of high-speed trains, rail travel in Europe has become so popular that some intercity flight routes are being cancelled.

Why would you fly from London to Paris, for example, and tackle Heathrow and Charles de Gaulle airport check ins plus security when you can catch a high-speed train that lands you right in the centre of town?

Now about 90 per cent of people travel by Eurostar between these two cities.

And there's no longer any flights on the Paris-Brussels route. Many now also go by train between London and Brussels.

CHANNEL ANNOUNCEMENT!

The ruling has come through from the highest of high!
And it is with great pleasure that we announce that B1rd has been named "Austnet's Favourite Gangster" for the 4th year in a row!
CONGRATULATIONS B1RD!!!

Town disgrace, and Asperger's sufferer LamontCranston has been seen hanging around the train stations, slowly sipping away at a $5 cask of warm white wine trying to figure out why he couldn't win.

New Zealand renationalises its rail network.

This is a good example of how little attention Australia pays to New Zealand in the news; in the dying days of Helen Clark's Labour government KiwiRail, New Zealand's national rail service, was brought back into public ownership. The first I heard of this was reading the Centre for Independent Studies website.

Hansard PWND!

Poor hansard...

The Dilemma of Gay Marriage, that pleading 'stereotype' won't work anymore.

Now that the public has become bored with Global Warming lie, it seems that it is time for the left to switch back to one of their other favourite causes to destroy Western Civilisation; gay marriage. So here we have ALP gears up for heated gay marriage debate, which is a bit of a touchy subject for the ALP as the party ostensibly exists to serve the interests of the working class, who are generally not too keen on gay marriage.

But whatever Rudd and the ALP do today to momentarily ward off this wedge issue, it seems likely that eventually gay marriage will become a reality here.

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