IRC Logs

LamontCranston's Self-Pwnage

[code]Session Start: Mon Apr 11 20:35:18 2011
Session Ident: Silas

[20:35] Hi
[20:35] Hey
[20:35] What's going on.
[20:35] With astor and you guys?
[20:36] Just trying to join #melbourne, I knew astor back in the Scientology raid days, but apparently he doesn't want to see me now?!?
[20:36] Yes - he's just banned a whole lot of dudes, mad with power.
[20:36] Really? Why'd he ban them??
[20:36] He won't say.

Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.

First rule of lying is not to let anyone log your lies.

Uprising against lock in #dissident

The widely hated irc personality known as lock, or sometimes psyops, has a peculiar talent for even getting fellow lefties offside. While I'll leave the possible reasons for this to expert psychiatrists (perhaps they'll reserve a chapter to DSM V just for him) his presence caused the normally very quiet and snoozy #dissident to erupt in furiosity:

Wayne Disgraces Himself in Drunken IRC Meltdown - Part 1

If Tolstoy wrote pwnage logs, they would look something like this epic. Last night the krew confronted crazy Wayne in #Illawarra, and discovered that he is every bit as insane as lock and strum. His progressively drunken ranting revealing ever more of the inner-demons that haunt this sad character.

Among the highlights to be found within are Wayne's claim to own $2.3 million worth of real estate across seven individual properties, five of which he boasts are debt free. This property portfolio was built up in a mere six years or so, from a state of near poverty.

Wayne also claims that Tafe pays him $3,000 a week to teach IT, but the veracity of this claim is surely tested by his sites like http://cringila.com/

Wayne also challenges us to check the public records to confirm that he is indeed the real estate baron he would have us believe. Well I did check, and the house at Merrett Avenue that he told us that he sold in 2003 for vast profit, is still to this very day in his name, and what's more, he only paid $61,000 for it when he bought it. Which tells you something about the probability of his other claims, and of course what sort of suburb Cringila is exactly.

The log finishes up with Wayne basically ranting to himself, issuing threats to any random nick, like a crazy on the street yelling at passers by.

For sake of readability, the log is broken up into three parts, with flooding excised.

Strum Totally Loses It

This is why drugs are bad:

Lamonster is furious

When lamont is away.

#politics, Dead as a Dodo

Typically Saturday is the busiest day for any irc channel, the day when everybody can put aside their other commitments to join the gang for some furious discussion. But what happened in #politics today? It seems that Wayne's insane and despotic rule is having the same effect as that of other madmen, like Robert Mugabe, and #politics is now Austnet's Zimbabwe.

Wayne's incompetent and autocratic style of management has now exceeded even the notorious lock, and so now this episode is commonly being referred to as "Operation Refresh 2.0"

Wayne officially declared "Mad as a cut snake".

The warning signs have been coming in for awhile now, first b1rd alerted us to Wayne's madness with his informative post, Wayne Does his Block in Melbourne, then LamontCranston provided us with a startling insight into the mad practices encouraged by Wayne in his channel, Politics Serious Business. But even the postings of these brave whistleblowers could not prepare us for the latest, and most disturbing descent into madness witnessed in #politics.

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