Royal Commission Into the Channel Meet Failure Reopened - New Evidence

After having delivered my report for the Royal Commission Into the Channel Meet Failure, which upon the evidence at hand at the time, found in favour of PrometheanStardust. However new evidence in the form of a startling confession has now overturned the original findings.

Following are the channel logs which contain the relevant new evidence. Extraneous material has been excised.

[02:53] <+PrometheanStardust> I have a confession to make, everybody.
[02:53] <@Tigger_> PrometheanStardust, what is your confession?
[02:53] <+PrometheanStardust> I was never on that train that arrived at 10.31am.
[02:53] <@Tigger_> really?
[02:53] <+PrometheanStardust> Yes.
[02:54] <@Tigger_> could you elaborate?
[02:54] <@Tigger_> were you late?
[02:54] <+PrometheanStardust> I slept in, and I was late for the train, I missed that one.
[02:54] <+PrometheanStardust> By the time I got there, it was too late.
[02:54] <@xm> eitherway i will enjoy to take anyone's side who opposes Lamont_Cranston
[02:55] <@Tigger_> this new evidence will require the case to be reopened
[02:55] <@xm> LOL
[02:55] <@xm> COLD CASE
[02:55] <@Tigger_> so when you arrived, you then went to look for Lamont_Cranston?
[02:55] <+PrometheanStardust> Anyway, I thought I should explain this, because I'm going to Geelong for a week or two, and won't have internet there.
[02:55] <+PrometheanStardust> Tigger_, no - I never looked for him.
[02:55] <@Tigger_> ok
[02:55] <+Lamont_Cranston> what did he do Tigger?
[02:56] <@Tigger_> PrometheanStardust, so you must have gone to the station though to take those photos?  why did you do that?
[02:57] <+PrometheanStardust> No reason.
[02:58] <+Lamont_Cranston> so when did he get there if not 10:31am?
[02:58] <+PrometheanStardust> I had the camera with me when I arrived late, thought I'd take some snaps.
[02:58] <@Tigger_> to fabricate evidence?
[02:58] <+PrometheanStardust> Yes, ofcourse.
[02:58] <@Tigger_> why do that, why not just go back to sleep?
[02:58] <@Tigger_> like b1rd did
[02:59] <+PrometheanStardust> Not sure, Tigger_.
[02:59] <+PrometheanStardust> Anyway, I apologise for lying.  
[02:59] <@Tigger_> ok
[02:59] <@Tigger_> but it is Lamont_Cranston you will have to apologise too mainly
[02:59] <+PrometheanStardust> I apologise to you Lamont_Cranston, for lying about what happened.  
[03:00] <+PrometheanStardust> It was silly, and attention-seeking.
[03:00] <+Lamont_Cranston> so when did he get there if not 10:31am?
[03:00] <+Lamont_Cranston> Tigger whatevr he has done you'll no doubt have to spin it into being my fault
[03:00] <+PrometheanStardust> I got there after I had talked to Tigger_
[03:01] <+PrometheanStardust> I talked to Tigger_ at 12.15am, shortly after I woke up
[03:01] <+Lamont_Cranston> since even before when you believed he arrived, you spun any presumed errors made as being my responsibility
[03:01] <+PrometheanStardust> Then I went and took the photos and uploaded them
[03:01] <+PrometheanStardust> That's not what happened, Lamont_Cranston.  Tigger_ genuinely believed me, because I misled him.
[03:01] <+PrometheanStardust> I was wrong to do so, and I apologise.
[03:06] <+PrometheanStardust> I have a lot to apologise for, I've lied about so many things in my years here.
[03:07] <+PrometheanStardust> Venkman had no idea
[03:07] <+PrometheanStardust> I lied to him, too
[03:08] <@Tigger_> anyway, if this is the last of the new evidence, then I can write my new report
[03:08] <+PrometheanStardust> I have lied a lot in the past for attention.
[03:08] <+PrometheanStardust> I'm sorry.
[03:10] <+Lamont_Cranston> you know Tigger you'd have come to this conclusion if you'd actually looked at what I said about what was occuring at Ringwood station
[03:10] <+Lamont_Cranston> instead of feeding the trolls
[03:11] <+PrometheanStardust> Lamont_Cranston, Tigger_ believed me, because I lied to him from the start, I deliberately targetting him for the lie
[03:11] <+PrometheanStardust> Lamont_Cranston, I pretended to have attended the failed meetup, by talking to him at 12.15pm
[03:12] <+PrometheanStardust> It's not Tigger_'s fault

In the light of this new evidence, my former ruling is now overturned, and the summary of my new findings are as follows:
1. LamontCranston's account is accurate in all its significant details.
2. LamontCranston was present at the railway station at 10.31AM, and nobody was there to meet him, as he has stated.
3. PrometheanStardust only arrived much later, after the movie was already playing, so LamontCranston was afforded no subsequent opportunity to even encounter him by happenstance.

So in conclusion, LamontCranston is fully vindicated upon all points. The matter is now regarded as closed.

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You'd have known this

If you paid attention to what I said.
Instead of ignoring it in favour feeding the trolls.