This exotic yet easy to make soup is the perfect dish to provide a much needed energy boost on cold nights when sitting in front of the
computer attacking strum and wayne. The history of this famous dish goes way back about two hours when it was spontaneously given to b1rd
by the gourmet food gods.

Ingredients
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400 grams chicken titties
half a cellery
1 medium onion
5 small b1rds eye chilli's
1 large capsicum (I used an orange/green type)
3 zucchini
1 kaffir lime leaf
1 aniseed star
1 tablespoon vegeta chicken stock or similar
pinch of tumeric
tablespoon of butter (or in strums case, lard to taste)
half cup of small macaroni pasta
1.7 litre of water (If you are in Denmark might be safer to use bottled water due to the excessive fluoride)
METHOD OF MADNESS
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Chop up all the vege's into small bits (not too small). Hack the titties into pieces no larger than 1 cm cubes.
Heat up some oil in a wok until smoking like strum, brown onions and chilli with a little salt slightly for 30 seconds roughly, throw in
the chicken and stir it around until its nearly all white. Chuck this mixture into waiting 1.7 litre of boiling water.
Heat up wok again with oil until very hot, throw in all vegetables and the stock. Don't stir too often, what you want is to see some of
the vegetables starting to burn a little.. in about 5 minutes chuck all of this into the other pot. Chuck in any ingredients I forgot
about and bring to the boil, then simmer for 30 minutes. dont forget to chuck in the pasta so that its got enough time to cook. heh.
bon appa-tit!
Props
Obviously no good to me since I'm vegetarian, but you delivered the recipe with style and pwnage.