This is why drugs are bad:

[02:50] * Strum is now known as resonant_phenomena
[02:51] <resonant_phenomena> you 2 are like to 2 losers in waiting for gotoh
[02:51] <PrometheanStardust> lol "gotoh"
[02:51] <resonant_phenomena> yeah whatever
[02:52] <resonant_phenomena> you know what i am tlaking about
[02:52] <PrometheanStardust> It's "Godot", you'd know that if you knew what you were referencing.
[02:52] <@Tigger_> lol, it's 'Godot' strum
[02:52] <resonant_phenomena> how many cents in an octave?
[02:52] <@Tigger_> I burst out laughing then
[02:52] <PrometheanStardust> OH it's Strum
[02:52] <resonant_phenomena> whats the frequency of middles c?
[02:53] <@Tigger_> the drug van has arrived in Denmark
[02:53] <PrometheanStardust> LOL
[02:53] <resonant_phenomena> whats the resonant frequency of wtaer?
[02:53] <PrometheanStardust> I don't know, resonant_phenomena, but then I don't go around PRETENDING to know.
[02:53] <resonant_phenomena> water?
[02:53] <resonant_phenomena> i dont either
[02:53] <@Tigger_> oh dear, I'm laughing so hard now
[02:53] <resonant_phenomena> i really want to find out
[02:53] <resonant_phenomena> hows your physics end?
[02:54] <PrometheanStardust> Not very good
[02:54] <PrometheanStardust> Almost non-existant
[02:54] <resonant_phenomena> ah some truth at last
[02:54] <resonant_phenomena> wd
[02:54] <resonant_phenomena> it's much better out than in
[02:55] <PrometheanStardust> I do know that 20 YEAR AGO WE NEVER NOTICED THESE RAINBOW EFFECTS SO PRODOMINATLY
[02:55] <@Tigger_> LOL
[02:55] <resonant_phenomena> what rainbow effects?
[02:56] <PrometheanStardust> The rainbow effects that makes us GUINEA PIGS FOR OUR GOVERNMENTS IN THEIR NEVER ENDING THRIST(sic) FOR ENERGY SOURCES
[02:56] <@Tigger_> what the government is putting in the water to cause rainbows
[02:57] <PrometheanStardust> We will have to add the "Gotoh" quote to the website later
[02:58] <@Tigger_> yes
[02:58] <PrometheanStardust> A classic.
[02:59] <neckupnigz> resonant_phenomena is strumbo isnt it
[02:59] <neckupnigz> lol
[02:59] <@Tigger_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkD1xmc8c4Y  here is the video she's talking about
[02:59] <neckupnigz> 9/11 was a real terror attack..
[02:59] <@Tigger_> b1rd, read up, it's hilarious
[02:59] <PrometheanStardust> "I just bought this on iTunes... lol. I want to hate it so bad... but I just can't. I'm sure Dr. King would love to see that this is how far blacks have come. Happy Black History Month!!"
[03:00] <neckupnigz> rofll 
[03:00] <resonant_phenomena> [01:56] <resonant_phenomena> hows your physics end?
[03:00] <resonant_phenomena> [01:56] <PrometheanStardust> Not very good
[03:00] <resonant_phenomena> [01:56] <PrometheanStardust> Almost non-existant
[03:00] <resonant_phenomena> [01:56] <resonant_phenomena> hows your physics end?
[03:00] <resonant_phenomena> [01:56] <PrometheanStardust> Not very good
[03:00] <resonant_phenomena> [01:56] <PrometheanStardust> Almost non-existant
[03:00] <neckupnigz> rainbow effects
[03:00] <neckupnigz> lol
[03:00] <neckupnigz> good stuff
[03:01] <PrometheanStardust> existent*
[03:01] <@Tigger_> <resonant_phenomena> you 2 are like to 2 losers in waiting for gotoh
[03:01] <@Tigger_> <PrometheanStardust> lol "gotoh"
[03:01] <@Tigger_> <resonant_phenomena> yeah whatever
[03:01] <@Tigger_> <resonant_phenomena> you know what i am tlaking about
[03:01] <@Tigger_> <PrometheanStardust> It's "Godot", you'd know that if you knew what you were referencing.
[03:01] <@Tigger_> <@Tigger_> lol, it's 'Godot' strum
[03:01] <@Tigger_> <resonant_phenomena> how many cents in an octave?
[03:01] <@Tigger_> <@Tigger_> I burst out laughing then
[03:01] <@Tigger_> <PrometheanStardust> OH it's Strum
[03:01] <@Tigger_> <resonant_phenomena> whats the frequency of middles c?
[03:01] <@Tigger_> <@Tigger_> the drug van has arrived in Denmark
[03:01] <neckupnigz> PrometheanStardust> "Let me smell yo dick" = "I believe you'd had an affair"
[03:01] <resonant_phenomena> so your spelling is fantastic as wel hey end
[03:01] <neckupnigz> lol
[03:01] <resonant_phenomena> typical
[03:01] <neckupnigz> wel?
[03:01] <neckupnigz> should be well 
[03:02] <PrometheanStardust> resonant_phenomena, I don't go around pretending to know things I don't.
[03:02] <neckupnigz> ill let you have that one as a typo.
[03:02] <neckupnigz> only thist ime strumbo
[03:02] <neckupnigz> lol
[03:02] <resonant_phenomena> pull the plank from ones own eye
[03:02] <PrometheanStardust> plank?
[03:02] <resonant_phenomena> it's a biblical reference
[03:02] <PrometheanStardust> Oh, dear
[03:02] <neckupnigz> resonant_phenomena, cant even own people over simple spelling mistakes lol
[03:03] <neckupnigz> what does he do, goes and messes up his own spelling ROFL
[03:03] <neckupnigz> brb smoke
[03:03] <neckupnigz> this is funny
[03:03] <neckupnigz> props to strum, im not being mean bro
[03:03] <neckupnigz> just happy to see you thats all
[03:03] <resonant_phenomena> so vhow many millimeters do i have to remove from the end of a peice of aluminium pipe to raise it's pith 20 cents?
[03:04] <@Tigger_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgZZCGctOHA   
[03:04] <@Tigger_> Women watching gay porn
[03:04] <PrometheanStardust> Now that Strum has solved the worlds' problems with Strumnian Omnilectics, he's moving into Physics and Theology
[03:04] <@Tigger_> lol
[03:05] <PrometheanStardust> Wow, this woman is aroused by men having sex with one another
[03:05] <PrometheanStardust> I'd never even thought of that
[03:05] <resonant_phenomena> matter is engergy in resonant vibration
[03:05] <PrometheanStardust> as a possibility
[03:05] <resonant_phenomena> an elctorn is a standingwave in space time
[03:05] <resonant_phenomena> electron
[03:05] <@Tigger_> strum is like those teachers that would suddenly turn around and point to you and say "You!  What's the capital of Turkmenistan?"
[03:06] <resonant_phenomena> fuckinh morons]
[03:06] <PrometheanStardust> LOL She enjoys the humilation of 'the man'
[03:06] <PrometheanStardust> LOL Tigger_!
[03:06] <resonant_phenomena> know what chaldin patterns are?
[03:06] <resonant_phenomena> chaldini?
[03:06] <@Tigger_> then you'd say "I don't know", and then he'd say "It's a big world out there boy, you'll never amount to anything if you don't know what the capital of Turkmenistan is!"
[03:07] <resonant_phenomena> modes of harmonis vibration in substances
[03:07] <PrometheanStardust> lol Tigger_
[03:08] <PrometheanStardust> We should be ashamed of our ignorance of PVC pipe conversion 
[03:08] <resonant_phenomena> whats a helmholtz resonator?
[03:08] <@Tigger_> strum will build a cold fusion reactor out of PVC pipes he got on sale
[03:09] <PrometheanStardust> LOL
[03:09] <resonant_phenomena> tigger obviously fialy science as well]
[03:09] <resonant_phenomena> failed
[03:09] <resonant_phenomena> failed
[03:09] <resonant_phenomena> failed
[03:10] <@Tigger_> I fialied science
[03:10] <PrometheanStardust> lol
[03:11] <PrometheanStardust> Strum is so furious, he's just banging on the keyboard with his fists now
[03:11] <resonant_phenomena> see the tricky thing about tuning a peice of metal
[03:11] <PrometheanStardust> Strum, are you the smartest person on Austnet?
[03:11] <resonant_phenomena> is it has overtones all over the place
[03:12] <resonant_phenomena> cos it has som many modes of resonance
[03:12] <@Tigger_> strum has officially lost it tonight
[03:12] <neckupnigz> lol
[03:12] <resonant_phenomena> 2mm off has borught that one ito tune nicely
[03:12] <neckupnigz> lol fialed
[03:13] <PrometheanStardust> Tigger_, you had better not antagonise Strum, lest he zap you with his 'resonant phenomena' gun
[03:13] <neckupnigz> stjr uif cant nbafsdlblamer this onf a bad keybaord or simpfle typoze
[03:13] <neckupnigz> you really are a dunce
[03:13] <neckupnigz> lol
[03:13] <neckupnigz> or you have chopped ya crop recently
[03:13] <neckupnigz> and lost a billion trillion brain cells
[03:14] <PrometheanStardust> Strum, as you're such a fan of theatre, would you like to take part in the Shakespeare Club?
[03:14] <neckupnigz> lololol
[03:14] <resonant_phenomena> honeslty, i think that if one needs proof of the existence of some sort of order in the universe, god if you will, then harmonic resonance is it
[03:14] <neckupnigz> strum can put some recipe's up for food club... hash cookies
[03:15] <resonant_phenomena> honeslty, i think that if one needs proof of the existence of some sort of order in the universe, god if you will, then harmonic resonance is it
[03:15] <neckupnigz> his lard chips
[03:15] <neckupnigz> and a choof chocolate cake
[03:15] <@Tigger_> lol
[03:15] <@Tigger_> what has gotten into strum tonight?  he's nuttier than usual
[03:15] <neckupnigz> its the drugs Tigger_ 
[03:15] <neckupnigz> for sure
[03:15] <@Tigger_> yes
[03:16] <neckupnigz> cant you recognise that you've become an idiot after smoking 50 bongs a day for the last week, strum?
[03:16] <PrometheanStardust> Strum will be predicting eclipses next
[03:16] <neckupnigz> sad
[03:16] <resonant_phenomena> ignoramuses
[03:16] <neckupnigz> LOLLLLLLL
[03:16] <@Tigger_> he thinks these pseudoscientific ramblings about physics that he doesn't understand are profound meditations about the meaning of life
[03:16] <neckupnigz> he's gunna go out UFO spotting
[03:16] <PrometheanStardust> lol Tigger_
[03:16] <neckupnigz> lololololol Tigger_ 
[03:16] <neckupnigz> u got pwnd strum
[03:16] <neckupnigz> face reality
[03:16] <neckupnigz> drugs are bad news
[03:17] <neckupnigz> i mean, u are fairly dumb sober, but when you get on the bongs, jesus christ, we notice it
[03:17] <PrometheanStardust> lol!
[03:17] <neckupnigz> we should all chip in to send strum off to a decent rehab
[03:17] <@Tigger_> lol
[03:18] <neckupnigz> start a fund raising gala for strum
[03:18] <neckupnigz> 'the save strum fund'
[03:18] <resonant_phenomena> ok smart arses
[03:18] <neckupnigz> we'll have BBQ's and piss ups to fund him to clean up his act, for Max's sake
[03:18] <@Tigger_> poor Max
[03:19] <neckupnigz> if we told strums cricket club about his problems, theyd surely want to chip in and help him
[03:19] <@Tigger_> Max will never amount to anything either
[03:19] <PrometheanStardust> The problem here is that the more we try to convince Strum of his insanity, the firmer his conviction that he's a misunderstood genius
[03:19] <neckupnigz> like father like son
[03:19] <resonant_phenomena> how many dBs in a n octve end?
[03:19] <neckupnigz> lol
[03:20] <neckupnigz> now he's going to try and prove this genius
[03:20] <PrometheanStardust> resonant_phenomena, what is in my drinking glass at the moment?
[03:20] <neckupnigz> with random questions lol stolen off wiki
[03:20] <neckupnigz> or rense
[03:20] <PrometheanStardust> resonant_phenomena, you should know - remember you can psychically tell these things?  As you did with my sandwich.
[03:21] <PrometheanStardust> brb
[03:21] <neckupnigz> strum, hack into my brain if you are so smart
[03:21] <neckupnigz> conduct a psychic Denial Of Service attack on me
[03:22] <resonant_phenomena> and just why would i bother?
[03:22] <neckupnigz> coz its all fairy talk, hocus pocus?
[03:23] <resonant_phenomena> so whats the difference between equal temperment and just intonation?
[03:23] <neckupnigz> strum can give a goat  heart attack just by staring at it intensely
[03:23] <resonant_phenomena> what does the 12th root of 2 mean to you
[03:23] <@Tigger_> strum, tell us, so what is the difference between equal temperement and just intonation?
[03:23] <neckupnigz> in your own words strum
[03:24] <neckupnigz> dont copy and paste 
[03:24] <neckupnigz> lol u poor thing strum
[03:24] <neckupnigz> brb getting a cheese and tuna sandwich
[03:25] <neckupnigz> but you would already know that ay strumbo
[03:25] <@Tigger_> strum doesn't know what the 12th root of 2 is
[03:26] <@Tigger_> at least not until his 56k modem can google the answer
[03:28] <neckupnigz> lol
[03:29] <neckupnigz> LOL
[03:31] <PrometheanStardust> lolol
[03:31] <neckupnigz> i sorta feel sorry for strumbo tho
[03:31] <PrometheanStardust> Strum has humiliated himself again tonight
[03:31] <neckupnigz> he could be so much better after a few years off the bongs / grog, and with a proper diagnosis
[03:32] <neckupnigz> i feel for him, coz i know what its like to be a schizophrenic in denial
[03:32] <neckupnigz> its terrible
[03:32] <neckupnigz> and so liberating once you get on the wonderful psych drugs
[03:32] <@Tigger_> I would feel sorry for him if he didn't have such airs of superiority
[03:32] <neckupnigz> yes
[03:32] <@Tigger_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4XsOoZp5sk
[03:32] <neckupnigz> its frustrating trying to help such a lost soul
[03:33] <resonant_phenomena> what is the half wave length of middle c?
[03:34] <@Tigger_> LOLL
[03:34] <neckupnigz> its unimportant resonant_phenomena 
[03:34] <neckupnigz> right now we should talk about your illness
[03:34] <resonant_phenomena> is it?
[03:34] <neckupnigz> don't you think strumbo
[03:34] <resonant_phenomena> morons
[03:34] <PrometheanStardust> Tigger_, I would like to do a post sometime this week to the website, listing all of Strums' "interesting" claims and so on, would you be able to provide logs where I am lacking?
[03:34] <resonant_phenomena> what is important then?
[03:35] <@Tigger_> PrometheanStardust, sure
[03:35] <neckupnigz> he's trying desperately to hold onto the false notion of his genius and grandeur 
[03:35] <PrometheanStardust> It could assist Strum, or at least some mental health professionals, to see them all on one page.
[03:35] <neckupnigz> poor strum
[03:35] <@Tigger_> hopefully family services will take Max away
[03:36] <PrometheanStardust> That would be the best outcome
[03:36] <neckupnigz> we must notify his community of his condition, to help prevent another martyn bryant type massacre
[03:36] <neckupnigz> do you have guns strum?
[03:37] <neckupnigz> oh goody a woman killed in a train accident
[03:37] <neckupnigz> i love bad news days
[03:37] <neckupnigz> hopefully theres been some stabbings and bashings in melbournes dangerous city
[03:38] <@Tigger_> CommunityChannel must do a cover of "Smell Yo Dick"
[03:38] <neckupnigz> THE average Toorak homeowner owes more than $1 million and makes mortgage repayments of $1515 a week.
[03:38] <neckupnigz> Mortgage data provided by Australia's largest mortgage broker, Australian Finance Group, shows the average home loan in Toorak is $1,044,936 - more than four times the state average for established homes.
[03:38] <neckupnigz> rofl
[03:38] <neckupnigz> lol
[03:39] <@Tigger_> $1515 a week is insane
[03:39] <@Tigger_> it's the real definition of slavery
[03:40] <neckupnigz> imagine that
[03:41] <neckupnigz> in a high paying job, yet living like a poor person 
[03:41] <resonant_phenomena> ha ha fuvken ha
[03:41] <resonant_phenomena> loser saps
[03:41] <resonant_phenomena> i do better on the DSP wiht the odd cashie
[03:41] <neckupnigz> they are stupid
[03:41] <neckupnigz> DSP is good
[03:42] <neckupnigz> you cant lose DSP
[03:42] <neckupnigz> its for life once you're on it
[03:42] <@Tigger_> strum's drugs must be wearing off now
[03:43] <neckupnigz> lol
[03:44] <neckupnigz> time to mull up strum
[03:44] <resonant_phenomena> might be
[03:45] <neckupnigz> chop up 4 or 5 grams this time
[03:46] <neckupnigz> so you dont have to get out of your chair so often
[03:46] <neckupnigz> and so you can wake up to a breakfast mix, have a pipe first thing int he morning 
[03:46] <neckupnigz> even better, fall asleep with the bong in your hand, so straight away when u awake, suck down a bong lol
[03:48] <@Tigger_> strum will wake up about 4 in the afternoon tomorrow, having to spew before his next hit of heroin
[03:50] <neckupnigz> yep
[03:50] <neckupnigz> such is life for strum
[03:50] <neckupnigz> iv heard that heroin addicts actually learn to enjoy spewing up
[03:50] <neckupnigz> coz they do it so often
[03:50] <neckupnigz> its like a treat
[03:50] <@Tigger_> yes
[03:51] <neckupnigz> some smack heads spew up every 30 minutes or less
[03:51] <@Tigger_> that's a terrible way to live, strum should know better
[03:52] <neckupnigz> Heroin affects the vomiting center in the brain. Most users vomit before they feel the "rush". Itching and sweating are also common side effects of heroin use.
[03:52] <@Tigger_> interesting
[03:52] <neckupnigz> often these junkes end up with nasty nasty skin infections from itching so much
[03:52] <neckupnigz> and poor hygiene
[03:53] <resonant_phenomena> f
[03:53] <resonant_phenomena> loser
[03:53] <neckupnigz> Male heroin users may become impotent, or unable to have an erection.
[03:53] <resonant_phenomena> go and try it and find out ffs
[03:54] <neckupnigz> Death from suffocation comes quickly, sometimes while the needle is still in the user's arm. Suffocation occurs because of an allergic reaction to heroin or to one of the many substances that pushers add to the heroin. The lungs suddenly become filled with fluid, and the user cannot breathe.
[03:54] <neckupnigz> you know more about it than us, coz you're a fulltime junky strum
[03:54] <@Tigger_> just a normal day for strum
[03:55] <resonant_phenomena> what the fuck ever
[03:55] <resonant_phenomena> whatever you think i am ... i aint
[03:56] <neckupnigz> do you have hep c, strum
[03:56] <neckupnigz> all junkes have it
[03:56] <resonant_phenomena> nope
[03:56] <resonant_phenomena> don't use needles
[04:00] <@Tigger_> strum chases the dragon
[04:08] <neckupnigz> The life of an addict is one of poor health, money problems, and a lack of concern for anything but finding more heroin. Regular heroin users may eat poorly, because heroin reduces the feeling of hunger. Not eating leaves the heroin user open to serious diseases. 
[04:08] <neckupnigz> A heroin user sacrifices everything - important relationships, job, savings, health - to maintain his heroin habit. Heroin is indeed a deadly addiction.
[04:08] <neckupnigz> lol
[04:08] <neckupnigz> you have shot up drugs before strum
[04:08] <neckupnigz> you told us ages ago
[04:08] <resonant_phenomena> lol
[04:08] <@Tigger_> tell the truth strum
[04:09] <resonant_phenomena> what have you losers done in the last hour?
[04:09] <@Tigger_> I made a flute out of PVC pipe
[04:10] <resonant_phenomena> wd tigge?
[04:10] <resonant_phenomena> hows the tuning?
[04:10] <resonant_phenomena> what scale did you tune it to?