Archive - Nov 2009 - IRC Quotes

[00:00] <@Tigger_> what's wrong with expensive oil?
[00:00] <+Lamont-Cranston> its expensive?

<LamontCranston> a well organised diverse public transportation network would provide ample freedom of movement
<TownPlanningDenier> freedom to move when and where they give permission, such as no trains between 12-5AM
<LamontCranston> who is traveling at 3am
<TownPlanningDenier> <LamontCranston> Citizen, do you have any legitimate reason to be outside your living compartment at this hour?

<boomernang> LamontCranston: ever been into the city on a friday night after 2am? millions of people walking around hunting for a taxi scattered or drunk - or driving home

<+Warren1984> would you fuck the vacuum cleaner
<+Warren1984> I tried it once
<+Warren1984> fuck it really does pull your cock
<+Warren1984> and it hurts
<@Tigger_> really Warren1984?
<+Warren1984> it's not pleasurablable at all
<+Warren1984> yeah
<+Warren1984> try it
<@Tigger_> were you injured?
<+Warren1984> nuh
<+Warren1984> but it hurt
<@Tigger_> did you have to go to the emergency ward, and sit besides Wayne while he had a chook removed?
<+PrometheanStardust> Most vaccum cleaners are too small for that, anyway