Archive - 2009 - IRC Quotes

December 28th

Transport planning in the Insane Asylum

[19:08] Lamont-Cranston: Houston is city that has based its transportation on the car, they must spend a billion a year on new roads and road works to keep ahead of the congestion
[19:08] PrometheanStardustQC: I don't know about Houston, but I know there's no reason roads wouldn't work just fine without rail

November 30th

Through the Looking Glass

[00:00] <@Tigger_> what's wrong with expensive oil?
[00:00] <+Lamont-Cranston> its expensive?

November 19th

LamontCranston Hall-monitor come Town Planner

<LamontCranston> a well organised diverse public transportation network would provide ample freedom of movement
<TownPlanningDenier> freedom to move when and where they give permission, such as no trains between 12-5AM
<LamontCranston> who is traveling at 3am
<TownPlanningDenier> <LamontCranston> Citizen, do you have any legitimate reason to be outside your living compartment at this hour?

<boomernang> LamontCranston: ever been into the city on a friday night after 2am? millions of people walking around hunting for a taxi scattered or drunk - or driving home

November 4th

Urban Myths Confirmed

<+Warren1984> would you fuck the vacuum cleaner
<+Warren1984> I tried it once
<+Warren1984> fuck it really does pull your cock
<+Warren1984> and it hurts
<@Tigger_> really Warren1984?
<+Warren1984> it's not pleasurablable at all
<+Warren1984> yeah
<+Warren1984> try it
<@Tigger_> were you injured?
<+Warren1984> nuh
<+Warren1984> but it hurt
<@Tigger_> did you have to go to the emergency ward, and sit besides Wayne while he had a chook removed?
<+PrometheanStardust> Most vaccum cleaners are too small for that, anyway

October 26th

From the rainbow coalition of anti-Zionism.

<+el-Rayese> i think that u are all underground gothic people who worship the devil may u all burn in hell and 1000 homos fuck u up ur arseholes im livin the truth so suck on that hisory is going to come back around to haunt you's see keep on ur racist ways and zionist views ps has anyone called up india yet to check on there mobile account lol

October 20th

Careers Advisor Warren

<+Warren1984> Prometheanstardust why don't you become a plumber
<+Warren1984> Prometheanstardust would make a great plumber
<@Tigger_> why is that Warren1984?
<+Warren1984> dunno, he seems to be good at tradesmen's work
<+PrometheanStardust> You're insane, Warren1984
<@Tigger_> when did PrometheanStardust ever talk about tradesmen's work?
<+Warren1984> he didn't but I can visualise him as a plumber
<+Warren1984> Tigger why don't you own your own lolly shop

September 12th

A Latter Day Napoleon

<+Warren1984> I will be ruthlessly aggressive in pursuit of my 1411.2kbps .wav files, even if it means as it does destroying anyone that gets in my way

September 4th

Torturing an analogy.

<+Warren1984> my old car was a magna and it had 82kw (same as 320kbps .mp3 files) perfectly capable of reaching and sustaining the speed limit, yet you could have a supercharged V8 that pulls 550kw (same as 1411.2kbps .wav files) at the back wheels and achieves the same thing, my point is which would you prefer?
<+Warren1984> sure the supercharged V8 with 550kw (same as 1411.2kbps .wav file) would use more petrol (hard drive space) but you can afford it just like you can afford the petrol for the V8

August 28th

Greens' Policy

<+Fuckheadz> the best way to encourage people to reduce their carbon footprint is to make them poor
<@Tigger_> you know the Greens secret plan????

August 19th

Strategic Affairs

<+Warren1984> Arab men are bisexual
<+Warren1984> they hold hands, walk close near one another, kiss one another etc
<+Warren1984> the only reason why Bin Laden wants to blow up the U.S.A. is because people like George Bush won't hold hands with him, and kiss him etc like other Arab men do