Archive - Apr 2009

What was the specfic name of the green beret unit that Michael Hand served in Vietnam? Could he have trained at fort Banning as well as fort Bragg?

Why did Frank Nugan choose to suicide at little used Forty Bends road outside Lithgow? In 1981 I visited that spot to see that it was a pleasent and picturesque spot? Is this why he choose it? Did he pass by this spot many times so considered it? Did he have relatives, friends associates or connections in the nearby town of Lithgow. What was the specific firearm that he used to dispatch himself to the hereafter.

A woman walks into the Ipswich Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids...

"WOW!" the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL yours?"

"Yeah they are all mine," the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

She yells, "Sit down Terry!" All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Terry."

"OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Terry, also."

<@Ethanol> Trying to reason with Warren1984 is like Strum attempting to impregnate lock via ESP sex...

<+Warren1984> Why is wanking treated as though its wrong? Its no secret that over 95% of males wank. Yet if you wank and share it around, people treat you as some lunatic deranged psycho! I think you should be able to wank anytime anywhere. I also believe in public nudity. Wanking prepares you for sex in later life which is thoroughly important! Us wankers demand rights!!!!

<+Warren1984> 000 hello I have a 54-yr old cow salesman after me, trying to kill me

<+NaturalSelection> Warren1984, you seriously need Dr Blaylocks brain repair formula.

<+Warren1984> think about this, to be able to download an .mp3 you need to know it's name or the artist, no only that you need to be sure that mininova or piratebay actually have that specific .mp3 for you to download
<+Warren1984> if you do it my way, by connecting a 3.5mm headphone jack from the radio to the back of the computer you don't have to wait around, you just record for 24 hours a day 7 days a week and keep it recording for like 20 weeks
<+Warren1984> then you use audio editing software to edit out each specific song
<+Warren1984> and it will be faster than downloading .mp3's

According to feminists, monogamy is a western cultural tradition by which women become the oppressed sexual property of their husbands. Liberation will only come when monogamy is abolished, and men can discard their wives when they pass their use-by date.

As feminists argue; a right that empowers women to exercise control over their bodies. As generally practiced; to selectively kill only female foetuses in preference for the much more desirable male offspring.

<+b1rd> wong did too many bong then ended up actin like da viet kong