Archive - Jan 3, 2009

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Jihad

Islamic military strategy that primarily consists of spraying one's AK-47 randomly into the air while chanting "Allahu Akbar!"

Militant Atheism

A way for sickly, mentally imbalanced, straight white males to be militant too, since militant feminism, militant ethnocentrism, and militant gay activism are not recruiting their sort.

Church

A place to go on Sunday to hear all about how beneficial refugees and multiculturalism are, along with why you should feel guilty that third worlders are not as rich as yourself, why capitalism is the cause of all problems in the world, and if you're lucky there might be something about the Stolen Generation too. This service is provided on the off-chance, miraculous as it may be, that you have somehow missed hearing such views the rest of the week at your workplace, educational institution, or via the media.