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Word Definition Rating Replies Author Post date
Tattoos

On a woman, to advertise the fact that she is always sexually available to you, even if you are poor and lack either social standing or much in the way of future prospects to improve yourself.

On a man, to advertise the fact that he is open to gay advances, particularly of the rough sort, and he won't cry when he's pack raped while pinned down to a cold concrete floor.

0 Tigger_ Saturday, January 24, 2009 - 18:14
The Man

Resentful black acknowledgeable of the homo-sapien zoological classification of their masters.

0 Tigger_ Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 07:52
The People

The People are the worthy cause for which the virtuous fight. Properties that define The People are that they prefer to speak through the virtuous rather than for themselves, are only seen in large groups, not as individuals, and while The People have the power, they prefer to let the virtuous exercise it. Robert Mugabe and Hugo Chavez are two contemporary men of The People.

0 Tigger_ Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 18:47
There's Only One Race, The Human Race

Contemporary parlance for, "Stick 'em up, and hand over your wallet."

0 Tigger_ Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 07:15
Thief

An impudent person who takes another's property before parliament has passed the necessary legislation to require that the property is surrendered to the state, and only then can it be divested to the thief.

0 Tigger_ Friday, December 12, 2008 - 07:52
Tolerant

Descriptive term for a person who has mastered the art of suppressing the gag-reflex.

0 Tigger_ Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 08:29
Tool

A poor workman blames his tools, a bad woman blames her partner

0 xm Sunday, August 2, 2009 - 23:36
Travel

While a woman will give you the usual tedious reasons for her international backpacking, such as wanting to broaden her horizons by experiencing new cultures, the real reason is always so then she can act like a slut without picking up a reputation as she would in her home town where she is known, and memories are long.

0 Tigger_ Saturday, January 24, 2009 - 18:04
Truth

Hate speech.

0 Tigger_ Friday, December 12, 2008 - 06:19