DevilsDictionary: S
| Word | Definition | Rating | Replies | Author | Post date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Saint |
Someone who judges hate speech trials. |
0 | Tigger_ | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 17:52 | |
| Santa Claus |
A child's first introduction to the concept that one should give gratitude to the party that pretends to give you something rather than the party that actually did. Essential to understanding state generosity. eg. Howard's Baby Bonus, Rudd's Pension Bonus. |
0 | Tigger_ | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 17:46 | |
| Saving Your Marriage |
In theory the easiest thing in the world. Your spouse will absolutely never leave you just so long as you look the other way at their long string of infidelities. They will keep coming back time and again, like a beggar to the church door. |
0 | Tigger_ | Monday, December 15, 2008 - 16:11 | |
| Scandinavia |
A fictional utopia that is always compared favourably to your own country, typically explained to you in long-winded soliloquies that are rich in nebulous adjectives about how the government and society takes care of its citizens, but scant in detail how this is actually carried out. Only on closer inspection does one find that yes, hospitals are free, but you'll most likely die or your ailment before you finally move to the top of the waiting list. |
0 | Tigger_ | Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 13:50 | |
| School |
A ten year minimum prison sentence for being born. |
0 | Tigger_ | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 16:47 | |
| Seeing the World |
For those too lazy to read books. |
0 | Tigger_ | Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 08:17 | |
| Sex Partners |
The number of which increases by direct proportion to how physically unattractive one is. |
0 | Tigger_ | Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 10:35 | |
| Shakespeare, William |
She, along with other famous black women, created English Literature. |
0 | Tigger_ | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 17:39 | |
| Shed |
If a woman's home is her castle, then the shed is the Siberia to which the husband is exiled. |
0 | Tigger_ | Sunday, July 12, 2009 - 15:16 | |
| Single Mother |
A being entirely invisible to single men. |
0 | Tigger_ | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 17:07 |