DevilsDictionary: R
| Word | Definition | Rating | Replies | Author | Post date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Racial Colour-Blindness |
The strategy of physically unattractive people hoping to increase their dating prospects. The next step is bisexuality. |
0 | Tigger_ | Saturday, December 27, 2008 - 20:21 | |
| Racial Slur |
Extremely offensive. Not because ethnics so much dislike being called names, but as in all things, they're just not as good at whites as inventing good racial slurs. After much time and effort the few slurs that have been created to disparage whites include such underwhelming insults such as "whitey", "honkey", "cracker", and "skip". It is particularly outrageous that whites are merely amused when they're called a honkey. In contrast whites have amassed a formidable arsenal of racial slurs, which include: nigger, boong, abo, sambo, nig-nog, chink, raghead, gook, kike, slope, coconut, coon, curry-muncher, dago, wog, jungle-bunny, porch-monkey, slant-eye, spic, etc. Therefore racial slurs must be forbidden. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 11:43 | |
| Racist |
One whose aesthetic inclinations leads them to wish that reality would more closely resemble a work of great art. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 19, 2008 - 14:12 | |
| Real World |
A fabled land where much that is great abounds as well as unimaginable hardship. In debate, either formally about weighty topics, or informally, such as merely asking for more pocket money, you will be confidently assured that you have never been there. |
0 | Tigger_ | Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 08:15 | |
| Refugee Advocate |
By reputation at least, one who believes that the rights of those fleeing the third world are best promoted by curtailing the rights of those who already live in the first world. |
0 | Tigger_ | Thursday, December 25, 2008 - 04:01 | |
| Refugee Status |
Third world dictators give much thanks to the West for taking care of their problem with local critics and free speech advocates, safely warehousing them half a world away where they can do absolutely no harm. The formula follows as such: 1. Crack down even harder and more violently on critics and reformists, so 2. the West will bestow refugee status upon them, until 3. there is no opposition left when you appoint yourself dictator for life. |
0 | Tigger_ | Monday, December 22, 2008 - 17:24 | |
| Reincarnation |
Form of revisionist social climbing, for those who have absolutely no hope of ascending the ladder in this world. |
0 | Tigger_ | Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 07:07 | |
| Religion |
A superstitious and groundless belief system fanatically held to be true regardless of all scientific evidence against it. No matter how often their crazed, apocalyptic prophecies fail to come true, such as droughts, rising sea levels, hurricanes, a warming atmosphere, etc. their devotion is no less devout. |
0 | Tigger_ | Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 22:55 | |
| Rense.com |
The best way to persuade someone that the articles on rense.com are true is to swear at them almost relentlessly, only stopping briefly for another puff on the bong. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 03:00 | |
| Republican |
A politician seething with resentment at seeing the Queen's portrait in place of his own. |
0 | Tigger_ | Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 08:52 |
