DevilsDictionary: H
| Word | Definition | Rating | Replies | Author | Post date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hell |
Spiritual realm with very relaxed entry requirements, admitting almost anybody, apparently modeled after Australia's immigration policy, with much the same results. |
0 | Tigger_ | Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 07:59 | |
| Hippy |
Impoverished, sickly, person of no fixed-abode, who is nonetheless pleased to inform you of the reasons why you have failed in life. Reasons cited may include spiritual oneness with nature, reduced carbon footprint, or lack of participation in the system of oppression/exploitation/discrimination. |
0 | Tigger_ | Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 07:26 | |
| Hitler, Adolf |
With a view that the circumstances of Nazi Germany should never be allowed to rise again, the world has wisely decreed that henceforth all national leaders should only be selected from amongst the ranks of uncultured philistines. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 19, 2008 - 15:45 | |
| HIV+ |
A necessary rite of passage to become a fully accredited homosexual, thus proving that for you, being gay is no passing phase. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 19, 2008 - 12:23 | |
| Honest Day's Work |
How people who perform arduous, low-paid labour, particularly if it's outdoors, ennoble their profession when admonishing you for your life of luxurious indolence. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 19:06 | |
| Hope |
An emotional state induced by the prospect of increased taxation.
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0 | Tigger_ | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 17:18 | |
| Human |
Household appliance to open doors for cats. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 12:13 | |
| Humanist |
A person who thinks that placing faith in humanity is actually the basis of a serious, rational, grown-up, philosophy worthy of your respect. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 19, 2008 - 16:09 | |
| Husband |
Accessory that often comes with a house. |
0 | Tigger_ | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 18:42 | |
| Hybrid Vigour |
When the traits of two unlike breeds are combined to produce a particularly successful offspring, eg. a car-jacker who can write a computer virus. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, January 16, 2009 - 08:30 |
