DevilsDictionary: D
| Word | Definition | Rating | Replies | Author | Post date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dalai Lama |
A man esteemed to be infinitely wise by virtue of his seeming to agree with whatever his current audience thinks. |
0 | Tigger_ | Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 07:41 | |
| Defamation Suit |
To seek justice on the basis that something plausible was said about you. |
0 | Tigger_ | Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 19:34 | |
| Democracy |
The hard won right for 51% of the population to decide how the country should commit suicide. |
0 | Tigger_ | Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 08:11 | |
| Depression |
A usually brief moment of clarity where you realise that nobody has ever loved you, nor ever will. |
0 | Tigger_ | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 17:22 | |
| Disappointment |
The feeling that heavy metal fans experience when they finally discover that Alice Cooper, KISS, and Ozzy Osbourne don't really worship Satan. |
0 | Tigger_ | Saturday, August 15, 2009 - 17:34 | |
| Discovery |
Revisionist word for 'invention', to suggest that the achievements of the past, whether scientific, technological, or cultural, were not so much created by those to whom they have been credited, but merely were just waiting to be discovered. And naturally it was mere fluke of historical happenstance and dumb luck that these discoveries were mostly made on one particular continent |
0 | Tigger_ | Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 23:18 | |
| Diversity |
Utopian religious belief to be forced on everyone. Where christians seek salvation diversicrats seek Diversity, the belief that the world will be perfect somehow once all distinctions between people (aka diversity) have been forcibly removed. Not to be confused with lower-case-d diversity or diversity of opinion. (See also 'Tolerance', 'Nazi'). |
0 | Ozone | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 15:37 | |
| Diversity is Strength |
Typical warcry of the left, along with other favourites "illness is health", "lies are truth", "war is peace" and "give me your wallet, whitey". |
0 | Ozone | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 15:35 | |
| Divorce |
A returns policy for women who find that their husbands are not meeting their expected earnings targets. |
0 | Tigger_ | Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 23:27 | |
| Dog Whistle |
In political usage, when a party uses allegedly coded language to appeal to a segment of the population that it would otherwise prefer to avoid being seen to associate with, such as racists. A strange rhetorical notion given how adept the left are at seeing racism where normal people can see nothing. |
0 | Tigger_ | Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 16:44 |