DevilsDictionary: C
| Word | Definition | Rating | Replies | Author | Post date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Camp |
A vicious, hurtful, stereotype of gays that misleads one to believe that they are more entertaining, witty, and enjoyable dinner party company than they really are. |
0 | Tigger_ | Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 22:18 | |
| Carbon Emissions |
The more carbon emissions one produces via way of marijuana smoke, the more paranoid, and morally outraged one becomes at the carbon emissions of publicly-listed companies. |
0 | Tigger_ | Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 09:55 | |
| Celebrity |
A modern form of royalty conspicuously lacking class, thus eminently suitable for the age. |
0 | Tigger_ | Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 00:38 | |
| Centrelink |
A holy place to which devout Muslims regularly journey to in pilgrimage. One of the pillars of Islam. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 19, 2008 - 11:18 | |
| Chairman Mao |
Enlightened ruler who brought China into the modern age with the Great Leap Forward. Which incidentally resulted in around 40 million deaths, but nobody's perfect. |
0 | Tigger_ | Saturday, July 11, 2009 - 20:22 | |
| Charity |
A service that represents the ultimate in modern convenience; to be a good person by paying someone else a few dollars to do something good on your behalf. The modern woman is not slow to extol the efficaciousness of this service, having already dispensed with cooking, cleaning, and child care in much the same way. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 19, 2008 - 01:44 | |
| Children |
The aspiration to pass your life of failure and suffering onto someone else. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 19:09 | |
| Church |
A place to go on Sunday to hear all about how beneficial refugees and multiculturalism are, along with why you should feel guilty that third worlders are not as rich as yourself, why capitalism is the cause of all problems in the world, and if you're lucky there might be something about the Stolen Generation too. This service is provided on the off-chance, miraculous as it may be, that you have somehow missed hearing such views the rest of the week at your workplace, educational institution, or via the media. |
0 | Tigger_ | Saturday, January 3, 2009 - 12:30 | |
| Class |
Does not exist anymore, as we now live in a classless society. However more rhetorical imagination is required to announce this fact via way of slogan, as "There's only one class, the human class." does not roll off the tongue very easily. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 10:39 | |
| Class Warfare |
A hatred of the upper class motivated by not having being born into it. |
0 | Tigger_ | Sunday, January 25, 2009 - 22:15 |