An oaf who is convinced that being able to play a musical instrument confers upon them a greater critical appreciation of music than non-musicians. To illustrate the absurdity of this position, imagine the reaction directed toward a novelist or poet who claimed such a thing.
In theory the easiest thing in the world. Your spouse will absolutely never leave you just so long as you look the other way at their long string of infidelities. They will keep coming back time and again, like a beggar to the church door.
