Devil's Dictionary
| Word | Definition | Rating | Replies | Author | Post date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aboriginal |
Race of perfect beings possessing saintly virtue and wisdom. They lived in Paradise for 40,000 years until evil white men put a stop to their utopian ways and robbed them of their land. It is important to remember that only European settlers in Australia stole their land, non-European immigrants did not, and are only slightly less virtuous and wise. |
0 | Tigger_ | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 14:28 | |
| Abortion |
As feminists argue; a right that empowers women to exercise control over their bodies. As generally practiced; to selectively kill only female foetuses in preference for the much more desirable male offspring. |
0 | Tigger_ | Monday, April 6, 2009 - 15:23 | |
| Achievement |
The apotheosis of passive consumption, which is why it is generally regarded with suspicion and scorn. |
0 | Tigger_ | Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 14:04 | |
| Adoption |
The favoured means by which celebrities and gays acquire toy children to complement their lifestyle. |
0 | Tigger_ | Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 09:52 | |
| AIDS |
An incurable, fatal disease known to kill gays, blacks, and drug users. That it has long been contained to these three groups prompts some conspiracy theorists, particularly within the black community, to suppose that AIDS was created in the research labs of the white establishment to target undesirables in a slow and painful act of genocide. If so, the obvious question is when will AIDS Version 2.0 be released? |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 17:31 | |
| Alcohol |
Once masters would shackle their slaves in chains to keep them working. This proved to be inefficient, so instead they are now sold alcohol, and so remain obedient and pliable during work hours. |
0 | Tigger_ | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 15:00 | |
| Anger |
A substitute for thought, at least for those sufficiently compassionate. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 06:09 | |
| Anti-Racism |
A moral code of recent provenance so that paedophiles, drug addicts, and rapists have someone to look down upon. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 08:52 | |
| Antisemitism |
A social and recreational pursuit traditionally enjoyed by the white man, but like all social clubs completely ruined when blacks and arabs demanded to join. |
0 | Tigger_ | Friday, August 14, 2009 - 13:25 | |
| Apple |
Eve is said to have encouraged Adam to eat an apple that would bestow forbidden knowledge upon him. This was the last occasion on record that a woman was impressed by a man's intellectual achievements. |
0 | Tigger_ | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 14:38 |